Kelly Dodd Lashes Out, Calls Shannon Beador 'Despicable'

USAToday.com:

Kelly Dodd is on a California roll.

When The Real Housewives of Orange County's Tamra Judge planned one last booze and sushi binge before Meghan King Edmonds got pregnant (read about her in vitro fertilization experience here), we're betting she didn't expect it to end like this.

The author:

Yes, we witnessed Kelly three sheets to her beach house breeze calling out David Beador about cheating at Shannon's '70s party, and Meghan warned us that her friend is "really good at those easy jabs," but that still didn't prep us for Monday's episode.

The beef:

You remember Shannon's epic '70s party mentioned above? How could you not? Kelly insisted that Shannon set her up by inviting two women that seemed to have it out for Kelly. One, Jaci, made things awkward when she brought up Kelly's ex in front of her husband. Another, Nina, bad mouthed Kelly to her castmates, and ultimately Shannon asked Kelly to leave her soirée after the two engaged in a shouting match.

Though Kelly and Shannon had a heart-to-heart after the catastrophe, Kelly's anger was reignited when Tamra told her that Nina, implied she was a gold digger.

The only thing that seemed to give Kelly more anxiety than having to remove her "very expensive" shoes at the Japanese restaurant, was the thought of seeing Shannon.

“I don’t want to see Shannon right now," Kelly revealed in an interview. "I am restraining myself so much, not going over there and slapping her across the face really because she is making me see red.”

The burn:

When Meghan asked Kelly how her meeting with Shannon went, Kelly brought up Nina's comment. In her own defense, Kelly indicated she could hold her own financially, offering up the fact she was “college-educated," which Shannon did not like.

“I’ve never said I’m 'college-educated,'" Mrs. Beador said. "That’s an interesting comment to say." She continued to prod Kelly. “Are you gonna start yelling at me again?”

And Kelly went off.

“Shut the (expletive) up," she said. "You’re a freaking (expletive) is what you are. You are despicable.”

She also called Tamra a "dumb (expletive)." These burns were actually so hot, they caused Heather Dubrow to have a meltdown.

“I am disgusted by this vulgar, vile display from Kelly," she told the cameras. "I cannot physically sit here."

RELATED:  Vicki Gunvalson Says 'RHOC' Women Will Turn On Shannon Beador