A few weeks ago, Bravo exec and Watch What Happens: Live host Andy Cohen took to his Twitter account to tease The Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion special: “We are wrapped in New Jersey. WOAH. Very unexpected stuff. I am pooped. #needmakersmark.” Although I almost always trust Andy’s fashion sense, taste in drinks, and love of cat fights, I’ve found the current season of RHONJ to be as tired as Danielle’s skin pre-surgery, no matter how much fun he has rehashing it on his late night show. I assumed the reunion would follow the typical Housewives formula (short dresses + crying = at least one person storming out), but after watching a sneak peek at next week’s reunion special (part one), consider me officially reinvested in this series. Check it out below:
It’s absolute mayhem, PopWatchers. Ever since the table flip of season one, Teresa has had some monster meltdowns, and “DO NOT BREAK UP MY FAMILY” will definitely be added to the list. Names are called, tears are shed, Danielle walks off set, Kim G. returns, and most shockingly, Teresa shoves Andy Cohen! Is this the craziest Real Housewives reunion yet? To whom is Jacqueline directing the question, “Do you think you got me pregnant?” What did Danielle pull out of her bag? (My guess is a dog, hair extensions, or a human head). What can possibly happen tonight that will be better than what’s in store next week? Will you be watching, PopWatchers? And honestly, can this series survive without Danielle Staub as its evil villain?
allegedly danielle has so much dirt on joe and teresa. where we live is so small, everyone hears the gossip. apparently joe was (or still is) having an affair with a stripper or bartender that danielle knew through another friend and allegedly, joe, stopped at this girlfriend's condo that night of his accident.
who knows the truth? joe and teresa are knee deep in trouble with so many people.
rumors about manzo's are always flying around. either financial woes, grand jury indictments of their friends, or dina's husband and his cheating. there were rumors of even a divorce.
jacqueline's husband filed for bankruptcy too. and there are always rumors about him and other women.
again all RUMORS
but it appears that danielle takes these rumors as factual and does more damage
strength in numbers, they demanded she be fired or none would return for Season 3 and we all know how that was handled.
andy cohen is an ass for unleashing this trash on the world.
ReplyDeleteallegedly danielle has so much dirt on joe and teresa. where we live is so small, everyone hears the gossip. apparently joe was (or still is) having an affair with a stripper or bartender that danielle knew through another friend and allegedly, joe, stopped at this girlfriend's condo that night of his accident.
ReplyDeletewho knows the truth? joe and teresa are knee deep in trouble with so many people.
rumors about manzo's are always flying around. either financial woes, grand jury indictments of their friends, or dina's husband and his cheating. there were rumors of even a divorce.
jacqueline's husband filed for bankruptcy too. and there are always rumors about him and other women.
again all RUMORS
but it appears that danielle takes these rumors as factual and does more damage
strength in numbers, they demanded she be fired or none would return for Season 3 and we all know how that was handled.
I can't wait for the reunion!!!
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