Wednesday, January 1, 2014

Joyce Giraud & Brandi Glanville Have a Fiery Showdown

People.com:
Lisa Vanderpump's attempt to mend fences between Brandi Glanville and Joyce Giraud with a reconciliatory dinner at Sur failed miserably on Monday's The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, with the two nearly breaking bones instead of bread.

"There's this whole one-up thing … everything's a competition," Glanville said before the dinner. "She has to be the center of attention. It's exhausting."

Glanville, 40, attempted to reach out to Giraud, 38, by discussing common friends, but the former beauty queen wasn't accepting her friendship bouquet.

"We have two mutual friends. They don't speak highly of you," said an irked Glanville, words that prompted a fight so loud that Vanderpump's waitstaff couldn't help but watch. 


"You're a racist, a bully," responded Giraud, bringing up the inappropriate comments Glanville made on the show a few weeks ago. "That's disgusting to me."

"Talk to my ex-boyfriend," Glanville responded. "He was black."

"I tried to be a lady, but she's made it impossible," said Giraud, which forced hostess Vanderpump to plead, "Stop it! Stop!"

But it didn't, as Giraud's husband, producer Michael Ohoven, got involved in the fray to defend his wife.

"You live on planet trash," he said to Glanville.

"Bring it, b––," Glanville said to Ohoven. "Go back to wherever the f–– you're from." 


Perhaps the two need to be taken to Carlton Gebbia's new "burlesque room" for some discipline.

"When I first met [my husband], it was handcuffs, cat-of-nine-tails," said Gebbia, who referenced her Fifty Shades of Grey playroom last week. "I want to have a room where I can be who I was when David first met me."


Gebbia, 40, showed off her emerging, red-hot playroom, in which she was having her contractor install a stripper pole and build a stage "long enough … if I have a friend to … ". 
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5 comments:

  1. Planet Trash? That is insulting to trash. Trash can be recycled into something useful, unlike Brandi..
    Joyce is no Lady either..
    Yolanda looked like a fool.
    Lisa hopefully finally saw through Brandi.
    I felt sorry for Ken, Mohammad & Martin.
    Joyce's Hubby showed considerable restraint by not punching out Brandi.
    The European Community is sighing thinking, bad form..
    The best behaved Adults of the evening go to the SUR servers and staff.. LMAO!

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  2. Seriously, Brandi is the one who was attacked. Joyce came primed for a fight and brought her pit bull husband "baby" to fight her battles. Lisa and Yolanda are classy. Brandi drops the f bomb for effect get over it. Joyce is trash!

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  3. Brandi is "a big fat pig" (hiccup). She is 100% to blame. There isn't enough money in the world to let someone speak like that to me. Not twice anyway. Terrible.

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  4. Brandis Is Just Hating On Joyce, That's All. #Boricua

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  5. Brandi is jealous. She looks like a freak anymore with all the face fillers. Or a transvestite. Joyce is stunning. Typical female jealousy at a junior high level.

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