The Real Housewives of Miami: Meet Lisa Hochstein and Ana Quincoces

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The Real Housewives of Miami return this week and today we continue introducing the new Housewives who are sure to add some much-needed drama to the show this year. Monday, you met Dr. Karent Sierra and Polish model Joanna Krupa, who will take center stage while dishing their own slices of drama to the cast. Now, TVO would like you to meet the triple threat businesswoman Ana Quincoces and professional Housewife Lisa Hochstein.

Ana Quincoces, Esq.

Last year, Alexia Echevarria was considered the resident Cuban Barbie on the Real Housewives of Miami. But Ana Quincoces has stolen that title by having the looks, brains, and resume that would make an actual Barbie doll go, "F*ck that bitch!".  With the hectic occupations of lawyer, chef, and writer under her belt, will Ana be able to add 'reality show star' to her roster?

What Bravo Wants You To Know...

As we've already stated, Ana is a well sought out lawyer and celebrity chef, who has authored three cookbooks and is a partner at her own firm, which she co-owns with her ex-husband. Ana also adores her two daughters Kati (20) and Beba (19) and the three still have family dinner with her ex-husband Robert.

What A Quick Google Search Will Tell You...

Turns out that Chef Ana has tons of cooking videos on YouTube and a personal blog that looks like it is kind of kept up regularly. And her food looks to die for. No wonder her ex-husband hasn't strayed too far from the nest.

Do We Love Her Or Hate Her?

Ana seems like she will bump heads with only one other hard-working Housewife on The Real Housewives of Miami. However, as far as attitude goes, she's a bit reserved for the crowd she's been thrust into. Kind of like if Kathy Wakile from The Real Housewives of New Jersey were to join the ladies of Orange County. 

Not a good fit. With all that said, Ana still maintains a level of intrigue that will be interesting to see, especially the state of affairs with her husband and the situation with Dr. Karent's boyfriend, Rodolfo. Can you say, 'awkward?'

Lisa Hochstein (@lisahochstein )
 
While six out of the seven ladies (plus Alexia) have careers that have firmly established them in the Miami social community, 29-year old Lisa Hochstein only has one talent that has garnered her attention: "Professional Housewife." At least she's honest about that... unlike some other Real Housewives.

What Bravo Wants You To Know...

After marrying Dr. Lenny "Boob God" Hochstein in 2009, Lisa has mostly traveled the world with her husband, who gave her the plastic surgery she unabashedly flaunts around. Calling herself her husband's business card (and I'm only paraphrasing), Lisa is a true Miami socialite who recently purchased a house on Star Island where she resides with Lenny and her two dogs, Leo and Puffy. Lisa has also posed for Playboy three times, meaning she and Joanna Krupa don't mind going nude for the right cause, which in Lisa's case would be money.

What A Quick Google Search Will Tell You...

Unless you want to know about Lenny's background and the surgeries he's done, or Lisa Hochstein, the Los Angeles based artist, then there is nothing else circulating on the web. Except maybe those Playboy photos.

Do We Love Her or Hate Her?

Lisa will butt heads with Lea initially, but let's pray that it is temporary and doesn't carry over into the rest of the season. Why? Remember the 'fight' between Cristy Rice and Lea over that unpaid ticket from Lea's Annual Ball? If you don't, then you are cool and Blessed soul. If you do, then yea, we don't ned hat in our peripheral again. As far as Lisa's interaction with the other women? I think she will be able to bring her own fire to The Real Housewives of Miami just by being herself, which is unapologetically real.

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