Teresa Giudice: LuAnn Can't Sing!

You can always count on Teresa to give her two cents on whatever drama's lurking around and once again she doesn't disappoint:

This was, hands-down, the funniest episode of the season. Some of it –- like Bethenny’s one-liners -– were funny on purpose. And some of it –- like every single thing LuAnn did -– was unintentionally hilarious. Either way, I was laughing the whole time.

First, the things that weren’t funny on purpose — LuAnn’s singing career and LuAnn’s creepy date. I’m going to come right out and say it: LuAnn CANNOT sing. Like not at all.

 

I cringed when Kim Zolciak [from Atlanta] sang “Tardy for the Party,” but mad props to Kandi Burruss for making it actually sound good. The producer that LuAnn is working with must be deaf. (I looked that guy up online and he’s a big ball of crap; LuAnn is about the most famous person he’s ever worked with.)

Not only can LuAnn not sing a single note, the song is just terrible. Did she write it by reading lines out of her book? Remind me to do that with Skinny Italian. “1 tablespoon extra virgin olive oil…” Just kidding! 

Then we got to watch LuAnn go on a date with a guy who looks like the ugly love child of Carson Kressley from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and that guy from Notting Hill. It was hilariously awkward, from his huge, fishy puckers to their cheesy conversation. I think LuAnn is a beautiful woman. She must be able to do better than this guy!

I honestly don't think Lu Ann's a bad singer (I've heard far worse, like Lady Gaga for example). Besides Auto-tune can do wonders for just about anybody these days and hey why hate on the Countess for finding a lane and reaping the benefits from it--isn't that reality-TV stars are supposed to do? As for new boyfriend "Court"?--yeah, definitely creepy.