Andy Cohen's self-indulgent train wreck, Watch What Happens Live, contained two surprises tonight. First, Real Housewife Danielle Staub performed her new single—a duet with Lori Michaels—and was... good? Then, Staub kinda/sorta/maybe came out as a lesbian. Videos inside.
First, here's Staub and Michaels' duet of the former's new single (seriously, how many more of these women are going to attempt singing careers?), called "Real Close." Shocker: maybe my standards are just low at this point, but Staub actually wasn't that bad. What say you?
It was the post-performance interview that contained the segment's biggest surprise, though, as—after a question from Cohen—Staub didn't deny that she and Michaels may be a couple. Which is to say, Staub didn't deny that she was a lesbian (I wonder what her male sex tape partner has to say about that).
Yunno, if Danielle Staub wants to beat Kim Zolciak in the "I have no shame so I'll do anything for fame even if it embarrasses my kids" game, then fine. But the question here is for all the real lesbians out there: do any of you have any standards? In other words I'd think some lesbo's would be offended by 'straight-for-pay' hetero's or what-have-you using them for some shine. I mean listen, Danielle Staub's a whore without a care in the world, why would any woman with self-respect want to take part in her twisted world? Or maybe Lori Michaels just has no self-respect. Ok, I think I just answered my own question.