Monday, June 25, 2012

'Real Housewives of New Jersey' Recap: Teresa Giudice Makes Nice With Her Family for All the Wrong Reasons


On the surface, Teresa Giudice was all forgiveness and goodwill when it came to her family tonight on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. She called up Kathy Wakile to have lunch and catch up; she caved and said she'd go to therapy with Joe Gorga; and she even forgave Melissa Gorga
 
Some big steps for sure, but the reason she was making them was suspect at best. All of her niceties were more like a completely obvious and desperate attempt to keep at least someone in corner after she offended and alienated her very last (and very faithful) friend -- Jacqueline Laurita

She needed someone on her side, so it was back to the family she's begrudged for so long. Kathy realized it right away. "Ding, ding, ding!" indeed.

I suppose that's what family is for to some extent -- to always be there for you -- but you can only attack them so many times before even they don't want you. Also, Teresa's actions tonight felt so fake and self-serving that you have to wonder if the real problems will be addressed. For example, though Teresa agreed to go to therapy, she told the cameras she's going with hopes that her brother will realize HE has a problem. Sigh. 

She virtually no self awareness, evidenced especially well toward the end when she said that everyone else has changed, but she's remained the same ... well, except she's become more understanding. Uh huh.

At least Jacqueline finally saw through her bullsh*t. You could tell that after days of crying over their big blow up, Jacqueline was really hoping to smooth things over. Then Teresa started attacking her and twisting things, and Jacqueline finally had it. "F*ck you!" she told her. "Now I see why everyone f*cking hates her," she told her husband. 

Meanwhile, Teresa told the cameras that Jacqueline is a "psycho bitch"and that she should have punched her in the face

Melissa was gracious, and even though she saw through Teresa's motivation, still said they'd be there for her no matter what. That's pretty darn big of her, as was admitting she was wrong in the whole Danielle Staub drama from two years ago. Teresa said she was going to forgive her, but of course, didn't apologize for anything she'd done. I loved the look on her face when Melissa told, "Just be normal." Tall order there for Teresa, I think. I can't wait to see what the therapist thinks of her next week.

Maybe Teresa's motivation for making nice doesn't matter as much as the end result. If she can successfully reunite with her family, that would be great for Teresa, but more importantly, for her kids. I fear, however, that the chances of any kind of peace actually lasting are about as low as Juicy Joe's class.

9 comments:

  1. #1: jac told her she wanted to distance herself from her and her family, yet she wanted to know "where we stand" . Bull.
    #2: Mel admitted to purposely trying to hurt her throughDanielle. Even admitting "I hated you then".
    #3: Kathy wants to pretend she had no idea why Teresa wanted to meet with her, yet we saw and heard Teresa tell her she had been in an argument with the other two while on the phone and on their lunch date.
    4: Teresa apologized for every thing she did and did not do. If her "friends" don't want to accept them, its their issue, not hers.

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  2. I'd love to put my face between Jac's big knockers and go 'BWHHHHHHHHHHH' NICE :-)
    Oh yeah, Teresa is right a about everything.

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  3. Theresa is the most manipulative self centered bitch piece of shit I've ever
    Seen. Bravo please take that loser off the show! She's wacked out of her mind.
    Let her go back to living in her fucking bubble and get that envious selfish ugly piece
    Of shit off TV!!!

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    1. Hey Melisa, shouldn't you be out shakin them cans and giving lap dances to pay the mortgage on that over priced Mcmansion of yours.

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  4. Theresa is the most manipulative self centered bitch piece of shit I've ever
    Seen. Bravo please take that loser off the show! She's wacked out of her mind.
    Let her go back to living in her fucking bubble and get that envious selfish ugly piece
    Of shit off TV!!!

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    1. Hi Caroline! You really need to ween those no good for nothing kids off your tit. Have a real great day.......BITCH!

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    2. Dude, you spelled her name wrong.

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  5. The more I watch the more I'm sick! Caroline is a fat fake who is jealous of all the attention everyone else gets. Kathy is a dog who has no friends and will do anything to be accepted even if it means turning on her family. As for the fatty in the leapord dress you are no victim you set Tree up for that clown face Caroline. Not only that you look stupid having to add liqueur to your coffee just to discuss your child's behavior. Who is the adult? Not you looser!

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  6. Teresa,looks like Tammy Faye Baker with all the make up she wears.She is embarrasment to the Italian people.

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