The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: New York Showdown With Kelsey

NYmag.com:

1. Girl’s Night Out, Part 3 (continued from last week)
Camille: I know I said I was okay with Kyle’s apology earlier, but that was five minutes ago. I’m addicted to drama — it’s a condition, okay? So, can we talk again about how you said nobody is interested in me without Kelsey, or what? It’s been like ten minutes already. I want to point out once again how jealous you are of me.

Kyle: Are you insane? Do you not understand I have severe anger-management issues? Luckily, my sister was there when I didn’t say the things you’re saying I said. My sister will defend me! Kim, you were sitting right there! Tell her!

Kim: I get so confused!* Being a child actress, I find boundaries very problematic. Like now, is this reality, or reality TV?

Lisa: Oh for God’s sake, really? Do you realize you’re practically begging to be crushed to death with this tantalizing weakness of yours? Is everyone with me on this?

Everyone: Fuck yes.

Kim: Okay, fine, it’s true. I never heard my sister say any of the things Camille claims she says. But being a victim of prolonged emotional abuse — and a child actress — I don’t handle stress well. Is it obvious?

Camille: I think Lisa has a Machiavelic* streak. Anyway, I’m out of here, ladies. I can’t resist the opportunity to stalk off in a snit. Being wronged so rocks!

[She leaves.]

Kyle: Thanks a lot, Kim.

Kim: I’m still confused! I don't know what to do! I’m going to turn on Taylor now! Help!

Taylor: Watch it, or I’m going to take you out back and get all Oklahoma on your ass.*

Kim: Sounds really scary. What would that entail, exactly?

Taylor: I actually have no idea.

Of course the irony is that for all of Camille's pretentiousness, general flightiness and all-around arrogance about who she's married to on the show, now she's divorced (hmmm, wonder why?). Yet when it comes to Camille vs. Kyle I have to side with Camille because while Kyle can dish it, she sure can't take it and good for Camille to call her out on that. And why would Kyle be surprised that her dingbat sister didn't take her side at lunch? Because we've clearly seen that Kyle has it more together mentally than Kim does all season long. What was really funny tho was Taylor threatening to go "Oklahoma" on Kim's ass. Damn.