Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Kim Granetell Says Men Don't Want Danielle Staub Anymore So She Went Gay



Honestly, when it comes Kim Granetell who knows what to believe since she loves to play both sides of the fence so much. But according to Kim G. her and Danielle aren't on speaking terms at the moment, then too now that Kim G. has openly declared her want for a fulltime spot on next season's RHONJ, we know she's capable of saying anything to keep herself in the mix.

10 comments:

  1. Stuff her mouth with a big bag of hot dicks and make her shut up. Even still, she'd talk out her fat cunt.

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  2. Kim Granatell's a bit of a trainwreck herself.

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  3. she has got a mouth on her! I can't see her as one of the housewives...i feel embarrassed for her son. gross

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  4. I remember trying for figure out what Danielle said to Teresa after teh fashion show. ... she said, "That a fukka nuff."

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  5. Kim G. is disgusting! She thinks she is really something great and she is old and skanky. She has no class! I feel bad for her kids; how embarrassing for them. She walks around in mini skirts where her hoo haw is almost hanging out and she's like what...70! Danielle even has more class than this dirty whore and we all know how much class Danielle has! Hahaha. If BRAVO casts her next season, I won't be watching. I hope Jacquline doesn't get too mixed up with this two faced pig; she is too nice.

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  6. This fossil needs to get bitch slapped with reality. Sorry darlin, you're nothing but an old dusty twat who thinks that throwing her HUSBAND'S money around makes her somebody. Bottom line is you're an absolute zero. A worthless human being if it weren't for your husband's accomplishments (just like your buddy Teresa) Funny thing is, no matter how much money your HUSBAND has, he can never buy you that one thing you lack...CLASS. You're a babbling idiot nobody who is tolerated only because of how you piss your HUSBAND'S money away buying acceptance/friends. What made me laugh was how you screamed like a lunatic in front of Portabello about how you have so many friends. Seriously? Really? Do you truly, honestly, deep down inside your soul Kim, think that if it weren't for all of your HUSBAND'S money, people would actually give a shit about you? And here's a newsflash, just because you wear clothes clearly made for a woman in her twenties, doesn't mean you look like a woman in her twenties. The "lipstick on a pig" analogy says it perfectly. You may be 55, but you look like you're on the wrong side of 65. I literally puked in my mouth watching you attempt to "pole dance", or should I say unsuccessfully holding your own body weight with your grandmother arms that haven't lifted anything heavier than a cosmo (that's what the young girls drink these days, right Kimmie?) in the past 34 years. And the sight of your thong riding 2 feet above your shorts due to your "no ass" certainly sealed the deal. Nothing more sexier than a 65 year old looking trashbox wearing a g-string (kidding) Perhaps next time you feel like pissing away $400,000 of your HUSBAND'S money, you may want to consider a facelift, neck tightening and some ass implants, instead of buying that $400,000 Ferrari (which your cryptkeeper looking ass has no business being in) Anyway, enough about "Kim G" the profit. But I'm just tired of seeing this clueless, pathetic bitch trying so hard to be "somebody" on the show. I mean don't get me wrong, she's totally perfect for the Real Assholes of NJ. She's sorta like Teresa, minus the $11 million tax debt and an Aug 22nd bankruptcy auction starting at 12 noon http://www.ajwillnerauctions.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=home.auctionDetails&AuctionID=559 But like Teresa "I have no education, class, manners, social skills but I can fuck like a champ (if you don't mind my hairline that starts 1 inch above my eyebrows and my annoying voice) said, her house isn't for sale. Exactly Teresa, it's not for sale, IT'S IN FORECLOSURE. Stop acting like you have any clue as to wtf is going on you Chaka looking whorebag.

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  7. It seems to me that Danielle is the "Anonymous" posting all these comments about Kim G.
    Even though Kim has no class either, she is more fun to watch than Danielle. I feel sorry for Danielle's daughters.

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  8. Yadda, Yadda, Yadda....but at lease Kim G. is not like Danielle. Nothing will ever go right for Danielle....mark my word.

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  9. Who ever it was talking about Kim G and Teresa you were right on the Money hahaha!!! BORING and DUMB belong together..

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  10. omg, someone ie: danielle or someone she knows, obviously wrote that one anonymous long blog.

    i would also like to add in that, kim g is pretty entertaining. her money and all reminds me of 50cent (esp his twitter vs kimgs). hilarious. you know what though? if i was as rich as kim or 50cent, and growing old, i would totally thrive and make my enemies lives miserable. sad to say... haha

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