Thursday, July 8, 2010

Danielle Staub to Real Housewives of New Jersey: You Need Me!


Danielle Staub is many things - attention-starved, pornographic, spoiled, self-centered, egomaniacal, exploitive of gays - but we must add something to that list, based on a new interview with Parade:
She's right.

The bat $hit crazy Real Housewife of New Jersey tells the magazine explains how this Bravo show would be nothing without her; and, really, can anyone argue with that? As much as viewers hate on Staub, they still watch her every week.

"Quite possibly without me they don't have a New Jersey Housewives," she says. "No one would tune in to watch the ham game. Or watch Jacqueline drink wine at 1 o'clock in the afternoon. I don't think people are entertained by that. But what they do tune in for is to watch them talking about me and me trying to stay away from them.

"It's incredible what a platform they've given me. So I have to say, 'Thank you, ladies. You're nothing without me on the show.'"
What a conceited bitch. But is she right? I don't think so. More like half-right. Would a show with just Caroline, Jacqueline, Teresa and possibly Dina (one would think she'd be open to coming back if Danielle left or got booted) be as popular? Probably not. But then there's no way Bravo wouldn't look into casting a replacement or two to fill in the space left from Danielle's "bring the drama" shoes. Surely one of the two Kim's would be considered and there's already talk that Bravo's leaning towards Elvira Grau to join the cast. Either way I'm sure that there's plenty of crazy housewives in New Jersey who'd be than happy to join the show. Danielle can think that RHONJ needs her all she wants, but trying to make yourself bigger than the show is not only arrogant, but pretty stupid considering that Bravo's had no problem replacing past castmates who were popular before.

4 comments:

  1. If this woman was my mother I would be horrified, embarrassed, and sad. This woman does not realize that these daughters will one day act out or give reports on how the mother ruined their life. When you hear excuses why you did certain acts, that they saw differently that you tell it, they know you as a liar. Motherhood is to be nuturing and never about you and your escapades. SELFISH OLD WOMAN!!!

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  2. I would like to see RHNJ without Danielle in the cast. Her drama was interesting at first, but now I am bored. I say she should just move on and realize that she isn't a fit for that series anymore. I am more interested in the other characters, except Jacqueline. They only thing I want to know about her is why she always looks like she just had her wisdom teeth taken out.

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  3. Jacqueline is a FOX a GREAT mother and probably a GREAT wife too (not as obvious). She definitely helps to maintain the sanity in the midst of all the chaos !

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  4. Danielle always plays the victim when in fact she is the problem. I feel for her girls, it's pretty bad when Christina has to be the parent and example. She acts like she is still in high school playing one person against another...shame on you, Kim G is not your friend because if she was, she would tell you how it is and help you move on instead of enabling you. I would be afraid to show my face anywhere if I behaved like you. Believe it or not the show would be better off without you! So get over yourself....

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